Aunt Flo is supposed to be on her merry way tomorrow. I have all the signs of her..but she has yet to show up at my door step....so we keep on waiting! Once it does, we'll be in full swing for IVF.
Until then I leave you with something I laughed at... :)
Eleven of your friends are pregnant. Mindy is pregnant; Kelly-Sue is expecting and even Bob and his partner Jimbo are having a baby via surrogate. “There must be something in the water,” Your co-workers and family are saying.”When is it going to be YOUR turn?
Seriously?
Because you’ve been drinking the same water from the same water cooler for months and you’re not pregnant yet. And you highly doubt that Bob and Jimbo’s surrogate strolled over and had a glass before she magically got pregnant (on the first attempt, of course). Listen up! There is nothing in the water! You know because you foolishly convinced yourself that maybe some type of pregnancy hormone was actually lurking in the water, and you’ve been drinking bottle after bottle (also making your co-worker suspicious because you’ve been peeing so much too). And if there was, you’d steal that damn water cooler and drink the entire container in one sitting.
You know what’s in the water?
Arsenic
Calcium
Selenium
Cadmium
Chromium
Mercury
Nitrate
and perhaps some delicious lead.
So unless your fertilized egg and a fertility doctor is swimming around inside that water cooler, there is nothing in the water that made your whole circle of friends preggers. Or perhaps cousin Linda is just a tad slutty. Just saying…
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